yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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