Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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