drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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