So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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