he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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