North Korea, Best Korea!
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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