and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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