BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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