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I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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