I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Please don't give away my fajitas
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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