is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Found your dick twin last night
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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