i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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