who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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