I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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