i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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