I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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