Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Pants are for mortals
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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