Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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