I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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