what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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