He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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