She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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