his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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