I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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