well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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