yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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