did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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