Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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