im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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