too bad you live with your parents still
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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