Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
