awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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