need another drink. this is the easiest way
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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