Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
