Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
This is the high leading the old right now
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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