Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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