I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
