just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
