i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
no you cant smoke seaweed
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Randomize
