you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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