What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Randomize
