they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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