Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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