My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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