So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's just like the Real World with babies
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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