Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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