is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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