I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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