and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he fucked my hip out of place.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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