I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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