found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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