imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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