Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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