he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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