Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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