Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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