I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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