We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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